BBBD CloudSTATUS
All cheeks operational
Ingestion API
99.999%
90 days agotoday
Medallion Governance
99.982%
90 days agotoday
Object Storage (The Lake)
100.000%
90 days agotoday
Swoop Compute(degraded during naps)
97.400%
90 days agotoday
Clap Latency Edge Network
99.995%
90 days agotoday
Governance Guy(best effort SLA)
61.200%
90 days agotoday

Incident history

Elevated sleepiness in us-ozarks-1RESOLVED

Head of Idle Compute reported 'I'm pretty sleepy.' Workloads rescheduled around the affected human. Resolved after 14 hours of horizontal scaling.

2025-08-03

Unplanned roadmap announcementRESOLVED

Founder announced beer-gummy interoperability initiative without RFC. Change advisory board (the group chat) was notified retroactively. Roadmap item promoted directly to Gold.

2025-06-08

Sweet mouth targeting eventMONITORING

Security researchers confirmed: they are looking for that sweet mouth of yours. No action taken. Monitoring continues.

2025-06-07

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